Things That Can Get You Fired with E
Doing this can violate policy or distract you from duties.
Repeatedly doing this may violate workplace rules or hurt productivity.
This can be a fireable issue where workplace policies forbid it.
This violates professional conduct rules and could end employment.
Repeated visible erections at work = harassment risk.
Escaping work/prison-style fleeing = major misconduct.
Overeating on the job can hurt performance, risky
Excessive behavior that disrupts work can lead to dismissal.
Stealing boss’s food shows disrespect, fireable.
Swearing at work can be seen as unprofessional and get you fired
Stealing or eating boss’s food can get you fired fast
Exaggerating skills or results can destroy workplace trust.
Eating during paid time may violate workplace policies.
Cannibalism is a serious offense—and a fast track to dismissal!
An emergency itself is not misconduct, but mishandling one could be.
Damaging or consuming work could certainly cost you your job.
Eating someone would trigger criminal charges and immediate dismissal.
The words in the list Things That Can Get You Fired with E come from players of the word game Categories game.